Top 10 shittest games

Literally, look anywhere else than this massive waste of time. By looking at the box, you must be wondering how this game isn't on the top 10 best video games of all time list, right?

The selling point, apparently, is that this is the ultimate female fighting game, which seems like the most ridiculous premise in gaming history. It's an extremely sexist idea and is widely regarded as one of the worst PC games ever made.

Next Generation put it best when it comes to this game by saying "in fact, it's tempting to believe Catfight was designed as a sneaky feminist ploy, since it serves as perfect punishment for sexist males who might buy it. Before we dive into this terrible game, it's worth noting that several other terrible Sonic games have been made and we could've selected any number of those to make the list. There have been several terrible ports to other systems and games with ridiculous concepts Sonic as a Werehog However, this game absolutely takes the cake.

Rushed to market to take advantage of dumb buyers during the Christmas season, this is THE worst Sonic game of all time. Reviewers lamented its annoying glitches, terrible graphics, annoying load times and weird camera movements. I can continue listing its problems, but then we wouldn't have time for any other games. If you want to play a new Sonic game, opt for Sonic Generations, not this heaping pile of you know what.

As a rule of thumb, always avoid video games based on movies. Very few have been average and even fewer have actually been good games. Mark this one as one of the worst of all time. The game loosely follows the plot of the film, and is a 3d beat-'em-up that makes you want to beat yourself up for purchasing it.

Its score at GameRankings is a sad Luckily, I've never played this game, but it somehow still haunts my nightmares This is the game that made me skeptical of the Arkham series. Luckily I got over that and played the best superhero games ever made, but still it was tough to trust DC again after this and another entry on this list.

People these days are dumb; they were talking about this ten years ago with Unlimited SaGa. More or less a board game for exploration with slot machine-like combat, Unlimited SaGas name must have come from the infinite amounts of tedium that players could expect. These unlucky or equally dumb players didn't move around dungeons or towns in the traditional sense more than they just chose locations and NPCs to talk to, and battles were just as much about lousy luck as they were about stat building and smart tactics.

There may not be one definitive cause for JRPG decline in the West, but this might be as close as we can to pinpointing it. Video games can be great teachers; they can offer a glimpse into sports you've never tried, worlds you've never seen.

Ashes Cricket could have been a perfect tool for teaching many unfamiliar people what cricket is all about, but instead the game falls flat on its glitchy, buggy face. When the developer offers refunds to anyone who purchased the game, as they did with Ashes Cricket, you know there are big problems. Trickstar Games tried to build a brand new system from the ground up to capture every aspect of the sport of cricket, but nothing that they created worked at all. The glitches were so bad that basic actions are made impossible at points due to some huge, game-breaking bugs.

The game only lasted for four days on Steam before being taken down, and we don't think well ever see it officially released again. Current page: Page 1. Our aim as the global GamesRadar Staff team is to take you closer to the games, movies, TV shows, and comics that you love. We want to upgrade your downtime, and help you make the most of your time, money, and skills. We always aim to entertain, inform, and inspire through our mix of content - which includes news, reviews, features, tips, buying guides, and videos.

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Contact me with news and offers from other Future brands. Receive email from us on behalf of our trusted partners or sponsors. Also, look out for cars that drive by and throw baseballs at you. It's that kind of neighborhood. If I was a little bearded midget in a pink jumpsuit, I would not go attack anyone who looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

When you get in a fight, most of your enemies' main attacks are hopping over your head over and over. I guess that's kind of fun. In a circus clown kind of way. Besides containing one of the worst games ever, the cartridge can also be used to fix a wobbly table, to act as a coaster, or even to bonk a participant on the head during a puppet show. Fist of the North Star. If you were unfortunate enough to have ever played this game, I'm sorry.

You controlled Ken, the master of Gento Karate, as he did complicated things like walk and fight. Sadly, this intricate plotline was actually pretty faithful to the Fist of the North Star story. You were constantly being attacked by the same two shirtless, mohawked guys, and unidentifiable objects would fall out of the sky at you. And while you were trying to get out of the way of those things, some of the bad guys would occasionally slide across the screen like Muppets trying to trip you.

But don't worry, if you get killed, it's a welcome excuse to stop playing. Ken has a punch and a kick, versatile attacks with the exact same range, and both of them kill any bad guy in one hit. The only difference is that the punch makes people explode. And not in a funny cartoon way. I mean, they grotesquely arch their backs as their internal organs start leaking out right before their entrails are splattered all over the street.

What the fuck is going on here? This graphic carnage is for mature gamers only. Or kids that like to eat snot, turn their eyelids inside out, make fart jokes or enjoy tearing the legs off of spiders. The whole game is exactly the same crap. If you can talk someone into actually playing this game, hit reset periodically to send them back to the beginning. They probably won't notice. However, they did lose a couple tenths of a point on artistic interpretation.

The judges didn't feel they were let in on what the flying organs were feeling. What do you think Matt? I thought those entrails were having a lot of fun out there. I liked the curl of the large intestines, and that liver really hit the sidewalk with authority. Overall, an outstanding performance from all of the competitors.

This has been one of the finest Beefy Splat Olympics in decades. The Legend of Kage. A brilliant game about saving another princess. You get to play the daring young firm ninja warrior, Kage, the last hope of Princess Kiri.

You are treated to a short movie at the beginning of the game that tells you this intriguing story. A woman in a dress is walking alone next to a tree when a ninja flies through the air and grabs her. This four second film was going to be released in theaters, but Taito ran into copyright trouble with the tree. Getting Princess Kiri away from the evil warlord, Yoshi, won't be easy. Mostly because your sword only has a range of two pixels, and you'll find yourself running into fire breathing monks on purpose just to watch your guy flop on the ground and die.

Kage has a foot vertical leap, and he's only wearing one of Princess Kiri's pink robes. This means that the enemy ninjas on the ground forget where they are and stop attacking you to look up your dress.

Since this game is a set in an ancient period, they decided to use the graphics from the 14th century Atari 35 system. I'm sure everyone agrees that it helps the historical feeling of the game. The only fun I had with this game was when I took it to this one sushi chef. He screamed, " Legend of Kage! Very bad! Show this cook job to you! Yeah, it tasted terrible and I could barely chew it, but I didn't tell him. Because he was holding big knives, and I was happy he helped me get rid of Legend of Kage.

While most ninjas are notorious for being silent assassins of the night, it's nice to see one who's not afraid to climb trees and wear neon dresses. At first this seems like armless ninjas attacking a man with a ponytail who stole Athena's little dress, but it's actually a deadly battle of tree hopping fun.

Jim Henson's Muppet Adventure. I think this game was written by the Swedish Chef and programmed by Beaker. It was sort of like the Muppet Show except there were no songs, and nothing fun ever happened.

It revolved around a group of Muppets who were trying to rescue Miss Piggy. She was "pignapped. That's a little joke from the game. Luckily, Miss Piggy got captured at a carnival, so the Muppets get to go on super fun rides and things to save her.

The first is one where Kermit floats slowly down a river in an inner tube. It's about as fun as it sounds. After that, one of the monster Muppets I can't remember its name. It sounds dangerous, but if you go slow enough, it's laughably easy to never get hit by anything bad. But since the game is already boring enough, you'll probably just drive as fast as you can and not care if you hit a bomb. And you can take five hits before you die and you have nine lives, so I don't think there are enough bombs on the course to kill you anyway.

It's a boring game. I didn't say it was hard. Then you can play two other games that Animal programmed in an afternoon of screaming and banging on a computer keyboard. One had Gonzo flying through monotonous outer space, and the other was an exciting game where you moved Fozzie across the screen to pick up presents.

Not only would no one ever consider playing through these boring things, who the fuck cares if Miss Piggy is missing? Couldn't they just find some other fat puppet to annoy everyone? Yeah, they were bad, but not enough for me to have something funny to say about them. So I'll just say, "pignapped" again. Hee hee. Here is a list of things one might say while playing the various Muppet games: River Ride: "Golly. Kermit's coming up on a rock. Only have a fraction of a second.

Better push left. I'm playing Muppet Adventure. Now I'll Fozzie grins and prepares to walk over to get the present. I don't know how in the hell you can mix two things as cool as puppets and Nintendo and come up with something so bad. This game is often prescribed by doctors and psychologists to cure insomnia.

CIA and Muppets found this to be cruel and unusual. It's non-stop martial arts madness! Nail the no-gooders today-and watch the street savages scatter! Maybe it is completely terrible, but the game helps us become better people by giving us cute quotes before each level like, "Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. I'm not sure if they were supposed to mean something after you deciphered them, or if the programmer was just making fun of people that stutter.

Either way, this game is bad enough that it should be offensive to most people regardless of their speech impediments. I did like Duke Davis's yellow diaper, but that was the limit of the game's sex appeal. Unless you're into naked gorillas and puppies. Sometimes the midget guys with the ball and chains would start flying around like helicopters. That's the only reason I didn't give this terrible game a zero.

Bad Street Brawler really lets us see what life is like in the inner city. We experience all the pain, drama and danger of circus renegade infested areas. Yeah, my guy was cowering in fear when I took that screen shot. But give me a break, that gorilla threw a really squishy banana at me. MTV hailed this game as, "The most accurate portrayal of life on the streets since Dudes with Attitudes. Mothers everywhere drove their pink Ferraris to the mall to get a copy of this game so their little girls would have something to play on the family Nintendo.

Not only did it have all of the excitement the world of Barbie can offer, we got a chance to see inside her scary plastic head during the opening sequence:. I love reading about mermaids! I'm getting sleepy now. I need my rest-- tomorrow's a busy day! I'm having lunch at the soda shop First I have to go to the mall and pick up that new outfit. Game Tycoon 1. Mighty No. Fallers today 92 2 Game Tycoon 1. Club Steam Rankings are automatically updated at least once a day from live Steam reviews data.